- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

The cream, it is coming

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

a black man did not eat chicken.

I have a really funny joke.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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