Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Jack Stevens

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What stops a train? A missile

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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