Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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