Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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24

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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