- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Is maynaise an instrument?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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