knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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