- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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