- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Small Penis.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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