- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Water? I hardly know her.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

how do you call someone? use a phone

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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