- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Good job, son.

i found waldo.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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