Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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