why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

nolan is gay

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

yolo your orange looks orange

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Can anyone Lenin money?

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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