Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

France had one revolution

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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