- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

why did the zebra cross the road?

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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