- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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