Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Hi Adam,

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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