whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Kony 2012

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

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