What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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