Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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You.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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