what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Your eye color is very unique.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A hayride would be fun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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