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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Gale swallows.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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