Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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equality for women

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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