Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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