What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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