Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

how do you make a joke act like yourself

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

Whats 9+10? 19

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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