A fat man on a moped

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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America Votes

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Miscarriages.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Jesus

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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