Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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