Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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A man walks around a bar.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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