- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

How Long is a Chinese name.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

equality for women

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

FIRE!!

Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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