What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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i was molested.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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