- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

Whats 9+10? 19

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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