live or die you decide to late time to die

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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a Jew had a small nose

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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here kitty kitty

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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