a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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