- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

Caitlyn.

Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

make me a sandwich!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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