Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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i was molested.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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