What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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