I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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One time i was sitting down

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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