Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Arrow to the Knee

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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Itookasipasoda

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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