Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Womens rights

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Good to see you today!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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