- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

The economy.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

I'm funny.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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