- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

womans having rights.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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