- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

My Butthole.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

A Sloth runs...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

WNBA

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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