- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

i like it in the mouth

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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