- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Ready for something funny? nothing

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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