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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Ask me if im a tree? No

What is a jew in space? Dead

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Will nearis is here! Get it

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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