- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Knock Knock Go Away

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

whats black and strange a paki

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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