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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Bacon is delcious.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

what tall and looks like a jew?

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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