a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Sex education in Texas.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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