- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

gingers

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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