- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

1+1=2

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Tilt your screen back

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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