I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

a. why? b. because

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

just in time?

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Anti Joke

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