- Anti Joke

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack