- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

men, men like men= men+bed

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

Jellybeans

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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